Description: I've got tens of ideas! And they're all bad!
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To get more respect, change your last name to Troops! Then go to any business with a sign in their window that says “SUPPORT OUR TROOPS” and ask for free stuff!
I got a really bad idea today: make a book out of stories that I didn’t write! If it worked for the Bible, it’ll work for me! I’ll just sit back and let the assloads of cash fly in through the open window and into my pockets!
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