College Party Guru
The Cornell police department was pleased to announce this morning that they’ve met they’re weekly quota for ruining fun. Yesterday the arts quad was the site of an “epic” snowball fight that saw upwards of 200 students. Smiles made a rare appearance in Ithaca until the police shut it down. Sergeant Levin of the CUPD... MORE »
ITHACA, NY ““ Carl Burkenson ’15, of Cornell University, has reportedly absolutely refused to vote for anyone in the coming SA elections who does not dress like an elf and sing songs. “You heard me correctly,” says Carl. “Don’t bother adding me to your god damn Facebook group. Unless of course, you wear an elf... MORE »
We hope you like your crazies, because TLC is bringing them to a television near you. After finding success with 19 and Counting and Sister Wives, TLC has ordered ten more reality pilots in hopes to make Sarah Palin seem more normal. Palin’s contract specifically states that if the network fails to make her appear... MORE »
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