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I got this today. And this email could have been so much more effective.
This week, we've seen donations come in online as fast as upwards of 500 a minute. Think about that, Cathy.
Across the country, 500 donations a minute to say we are ready to elect Rufus T. Firefly and to put decency back in Freedonia's highest office.