I just took a "Life Expectancy Calculator" on msn.com ... you know, trying to figure out how much I need to save in order to have decent retirement savings. My results: If you continue maintaining healthy habits, you'll want to plan for a maximum life expectancy of 102 years or more. I gasped so loud that my next-door coworker asked me if everything was OK. I mean, WTF?! Don't get me wrong, I'm proud of the fact that I live a pretty healthy lifestyle, but geez ... I don't wanna live that long!!! Goodness gr
I am soooo pissed off at Mike. He went for a company dinner last night and ended up staying out late. The inconsiderate POS didn't even have the courtesy to give me a call so I could go to sleep and not worry. At 1:30 in the morning, I was calling 911, the police station, all the major hospitals ... I even tried the detention center! At 2am, the POS comes waltzing through the front door. My first words to him were "YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!" He started apologizing profusely, but I was so pissed I wasn't plannin
This morning he sends me an apologetic email, after trying to get me to speak to him again while we were getting ready for work this morning. He asks me to forgive him. I write back and said "If you read the two John Gray books I left on your nightstand, I will forgive you." :) My jasminlive coworker just told me he thought that was the worst punishment ever! Muahahaha!!! Mike says he will read them ... we'll just have to see how much he loves me, won't we?