Girly Juice – My purse is full of lipsticks and dildos.
Ninja Sexology | Dildos, NSFW Musings and Assorted Oddities
That's Not a Vagina -
Description: Aspiring & Advocating for Sex-Positivity
You may recall that I once wrote a very snarky review for the Womanizer W100 — perhaps the most kitschy and gender stereotyped sex toy to ever burst onto the “luxury” market. Well, here I am (over three years later!), returning with a much-overdue review of the original Womanizer’s more mature sibling: the (W500) Pro. Although this is an older model that may not be around much longer, it is currently available through Womanizer’s website for a discounted price of $149.
But before you rush out and snag this deal… I know what you’re all wondering.
Did their design team of preteen girls grow the fuck up or is everything still plastered in leopard print? Does it still glow ragey red and make that gross gurgling noise that sounds like a toy airplane flying through pudding? And most importantly: Does it still make my orgasms sneak up on me, washing over my body and then suddenly drowning me in over-stimulation?
Girly Juice – My purse is full of lipsticks and dildos.
Ninja Sexology | Dildos, NSFW Musings and Assorted Oddities
That's Not a Vagina -