I’m not going to subject you to any cutesy beating around the bush today; What’s Up Dog Express was a depressing lunch experience.
First off, the menu outside offered a dream-like concoction called chili cheese tots. Why yes, that would be tater tots topped with chili and melted cheese. I walked in to the tiny cafe salivating at the very thought. Then I was dealt the devastating blow; tater tots in any capacity were not available at this location of What’s Up Dog, their lease prohibited the use of a deep fryer.
I’m strong enough that this alone didn’t drop me into despair, it was the combination of my poor observation skills causing me to order the wrong thing , like I almost always do. I would have been so happy to order a regular old hot dog and add onions, relish and sauerkraut to it. Sauerkraut, for me, is really key. However. On their list of extra toppings, do you know what wasn’t there? Sauerkraut. I also read the description of all their special dogs, and none included kraut, so I came to the conclu