High school was hard, na? Gossip. Petty politics. Awkward fashion. Hideous hair. Moochein and eyebros. Your “rep”. Popular people with their cryptic codes of conduct . And that shiny little shit, peer pressure — more potent, more powerful, more persuasive than any parent on the planet, shoving straight-A smart-asses into shenanigans so lame there was really no other place to land except neck-deep in a steaming pile of poop I mean, Dina and Zoha caught egging the Aitchison Head Boy’s house, BY THE AITCHISON
Those Aunties was first published in the 2017 inaugral edition of acclaimed literary magazine, The Aleph Review . The anthology's latest issue is slated for release on March 4, 2018. Congratulations, ladies, the patriarchy is officially pissed off with your outlandish behavior. Driving around, using the internet, developing skills, pursuing passions, charting careers, picking your own paramours, expecting equal rights and education and respect and independence, and woh bhi in jeans! Haram! Haram! Intellige
Image courtesy Google Friday, 16 December 2017 Allah maaf kar day, my feet are killing me. I can’t believe business-class passengers are expected to trudge through the entire bloody terminal just to get to the bloody lounge. Look at the nerve, Allah ki kasam. Fleecing us for airfare and making us run a marathon just to relax in some cheap rexine-covered recliners. Total chors! On the plane it’s all Voss ka pani and bistar-razai and “Madam, would you like a drink.” After that, any rational person would deman