Hey, look! I got off my butt and wrote something!
I've been working on this off and on for a couple of weeks, but hit a wall in finishing it. As a result I've decided the best way to complete this and get it posted is to explain my choices in haiku form instead of dithering over paragraphs.
And so, with Sam in bed and a Pastis in hand, let's see the list (in no particular order):