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If things get royally screwed up, we will unscrew them. Lefty loosy.

So many questions... How does coke kitty hold the $100 bill without opposable thumbs? How did coke kitty acquire narcotics? What went wrong in coke kitty's life to where he's scarfacing the shit out of a pile of white lightening? Either way, frickin hilarious. And free shipping

Do you rip fat rails of white lightening off of dirty dive bar bathroom toilets using only the finest $100 bills with the scent of a strippers crack? Do you want people to know about it? Well, if your life has gone in the crapper to the point where the people you surround yourself with will find this humorous, then this shirt is basically a necessity at this point. (FREE SHIPPING)