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Description: Save Porkie! If you don't, on December 31st, 2005, Porkie will die. I am going to eat him. I am going to take Porkie to a park and barbeque this sweet pig. I will then prepare Porkie for a New Years feast.
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Disclaimers * Does not include Ham, Sausage, or Bacon as they all taste really good.
** After the kids move out I am not responsible if they choose to eat yummy cuts of meat.
Doh! - In case you haven't figured it out, this website is obviously a parody. If you are a member of PETA or any other group of crazy animal lovers that think animals should have the same rights as people.... Give it up and have a steak would you, you are looking way to thin. For those who aren't Nazi's and sincerely care about the well being of animals and people we recommend American Humane Gallery Recipes Store Updates Porkie In Happier Times? Save Porkie!
NutzMedia – What are you nutz about?
NHLSlam.com