Description: The official website and shop of Age Patterson. Moderately adequate bassist, otamatone virtuoso, and cyber security geek.
Home Browse all Home Browse all See More TOUR CREW tee $25.00 See More MUG $15.00 See More Band Tee $20.00 See More Hat on a hat $25.00 See More Hatception $25.00 ... or you can just give us money! Nothing says baller like spending money and getting nothing for it. Let's be honest, we're probably going to spend it on strippers and waffles.
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