From the mind of Ted Reeves
June 22, 2023: The clandestine organization known as Big Faucet controls the world's water supply through a vast network of powerful faucets. This secret group manipulates water flow, strategically causing low pressure or sudden bursts, leading to increased water consumption and inflated bills. Their goal? To profit from the unsuspecting public while maintaining a stranglehold on water resources. Big Faucet is rumored to have ties to plumbing manufacturers, governments, and even bottled water companies. S
December 23, 2022: Blizzard, Schmizzard. Snow's not real . It's just another scheme cooked up by the Weather-Industrial complex to control We the People. Down with Big Weather!