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Aubrey Drake Graham (born October 24, 1986) is a Canadian rapper, producer and actor from the 6 ( Toronto ). "Aubrey Drake Graham" is the worst imaginable name for a rapper; only the middle name is salvageable, and that is what he goes by. Drake is the best-selling Canadian artist of all time, followed closely by Chad Kroeger of Nickelback . He has become influential in the music industry for being a squishy nerd who gets others to write scary lyrics for him. Inspired by other rappers such as Kanye West and
Drake began his career in the media playing Jimmy Brooks in the hit show Degrassi: The Next Generation . His character underwent a traumatic episode when a classmate shot him in the leg and disabled him. As the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation was running a deficit due to cuts by then-Media Minister Stephen Harper , Drake was actually shot in the leg and rendered disabled. This was a controversial decision, as he rather liked being a biped. ( more ... )
Cordial , known as squash to Americans , is an undrinkable liquid that humans use to flavour the natural liquid known as H₂O, more commonly known as water . Drinking the pure essence of cordial without mixing it with water would produce an instant onset of Type 3 Diabetes. ( more ... )